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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Going viral on Messenger:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Spotted on Discord:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Making waves on Slack:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Just landed via YouTube:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Funny connect quotes

Funny connect quotes are the perfect way to spark laughter and bring people closer 🤣✨ Whether you’re breaking the ice or sharing a smile with friends, these witty gems show how humor truly connects us all 🤝😂 Ready to brighten your day and bond over a good chuckle? Let’s dive into the funniest ways words can bring us together! 🎉💬

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Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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4 weeks ago

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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2 months ago

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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2 months ago

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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2 months ago

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36 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

65 shares on X this month:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

41 shares on X this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

46 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,269

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Just landed via Reddit:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Trending via Telegram:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Just landed via X:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Trending via Discord:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Shared recently on Threads:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Trending via WeChat:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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