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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Live now on Pinterest:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Spotted on X:

Oh good. Another day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Going viral on Discord:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Seen just now on Discord:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Breaking via Threads:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Funny connect quotes are the perfect way to spark laughter and bring people closer 🤣✨ Whether you’re breaking the ice or sharing a smile with friends, these witty gems show how humor truly connects us all 🤝😂 Ready to brighten your day and bond over a good chuckle? Let’s dive into the funniest ways words can bring us together! 🎉💬

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Share →: Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
4 months ago
Share →: Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Commentary:
Looks like this boyfriend doesn't just avoid networking events, but even digital connections! 🙅‍♂️ If he can't commit to accepting a LinkedIn request, will he ever commit to relationship goals? 🤔 Perhaps he's still figuring out if he wants to 'network' exclusively with you! 😆 #NetworkingRelationships
6 months ago
Share →: There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of new life! 👶🌟 Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! 😂 Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Shared recently on Slack:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Going viral on Facebook:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Reported on Instagram:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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