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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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God saw you do that.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Seen just now on Facebook:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Breaking via Instagram:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Just shared via Discord:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Just shared via Threads:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Making waves on Instagram:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

That fight could’ve been an email.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Just landed via Threads:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Breaking via Telegram:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Spotted on Threads:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Shared recently on Discord:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Reported on Reddit:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Spotted on WeChat:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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