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Funny crime scene quotes

Funny crime scene quotes bring a hilarious twist to otherwise serious situations πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a true crime fan or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines add laughs to the mystery πŸ”πŸ€£ From clever one-liners to pun-filled observations, get ready to see crime scenes in a whole new, lighthearted way! 🎭πŸ’₯ Dive in and enjoy the perfect blend of humor and suspense!

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Posted on3 weeks ago

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, β€œIt’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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