Funny crime scene quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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