Funny crime scene quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Toilets are definitely not the scene of the crime! No need for CSI here, just clean up on Aisle 2!”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Who needs a detective when you’ve got a mop and a vivid imagination? Just remember, the only mystery here is whether you’ll finish cleaning or get too caught up in your crime scene reenactment! #CleaningChronicles”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! #Whodunnit ”

  4 months ago

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