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Funny crime scene quotes

Funny crime scene quotes bring a hilarious twist to otherwise serious situations 🕵️‍♂️😂 Whether you’re a true crime fan or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines add laughs to the mystery 🔍🤣 From clever one-liners to pun-filled observations, get ready to see crime scenes in a whole new, lighthearted way! 🎭💥 Dive in and enjoy the perfect blend of humor and suspense!

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Posted on2 months ago

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Posted on2 months ago

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Posted on2 months ago

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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