Funny crime scene quotes

• Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, cleanliness, crime, crime scene, humor, joke, scene, toilet, toilets, traces

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  Someone from 🇱🇦 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  78 shares on Snapchat this month.

• I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cleaning, crime, crime scene, floor, humor, i, kitchen, know, mop, pretending, scene

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  Someone from 🇫🇲 has recently shared this quote.

  65 shares on Instagram this month.

• Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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  2 months ago

  again, crime, crime scene, crowd, dark, dark humor, exit, humor, interaction, irony, leaving, mystery, scene, social, social interaction, unexpected, walking, whisper

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  Someone from 🇰🇬 has recently copied this quote.

  70 shares on Discord this month.

• Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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  5 months ago

  chalk, chalk outline, crime, crime scene, here, humor, joke, lay, laziness, outline, resting, sarcasm, scene, someone, waiting

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  Someone from 🇬🇶 has recently shared this quote.

  11 shares on Telegram this month.

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