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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Making waves on Facebook:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Spotted on TikTok:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Just shared via Discord:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

Live now on WeChat:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Making waves on Pinterest:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Reported on WeChat:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Commentary:
"Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"
1 month ago
Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Commentary:
"At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Commentary:
"Attempting the intricate steps of the 'Avoiding Self-Sabotage Shuffle' like a pro! 💃🕺 Who needs salsa or tango when you've mastered the art of dodging your own obstacles? 😅 #DanceMoves #SelfAwareness"
6 months ago
Share →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the secret behind health, wit, and dance floor domination – all in a humble glass of wine 🍷💃 Here's to staying sharp and agile, one sip at a time! Cheers to keeping the doctor away with a side of sass and style 😉🥂 #WineWisdom"

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Just landed via WeChat:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Reported on Snapchat:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Making waves on Slack:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Making waves on Reddit:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Just landed via Telegram:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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