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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Spotted on Reddit:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Going viral on Slack:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Trending via Pinterest:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Reported on Telegram:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Just landed via YouTube:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Spotted on TikTok:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Spreading quickly via X:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³ has copied:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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When someone tells me β€œThey could care less”, instead of the proper β€œI couldn’t care less”, I always say β€œAt least you care.”

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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β€œYou’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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Seen just now on Discord:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Shared recently on X:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Spotted on Discord:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Spotted on Facebook:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Going viral on YouTube:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Reported on TikTok:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Just landed via YouTube:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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