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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Breaking via Slack:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Going viral on Facebook:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Spotted on Threads:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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92 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

51 shares on TikTok this month:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

80 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Going viral on WeChat:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Just landed via Instagram:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Going viral on X:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Going bananas on YouTube:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Making waves on Discord:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Trending via YouTube:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Trending via Snapchat:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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