Funny doggy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like cats have mastered the art of subtle power play! 🐱💥 Who knew cat style could be so sassy and savage? 😼😂 Beware, attempting to pet a cat after they've had enough may result in scratches and a lesson in feline boundaries! 😹 #CatStyleWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

  Commentary:
  "Why call them sea lions when they're basically just soggy doggies trying to be fancy with their roar-roar instead of woof-woof? 🌊🦁🐶 #SoggyDoggies"

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