15 Funny donut quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever believes in 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly hasn't met a donut! 🍩👀 These sugary delights have a way of always making their presence known, whether you see them or not! Resistance is futile in the face of such delicious temptation! 😆#DonutLover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between wellness and indulgence – donuts always seem to win, don't they? 🍩💪 #YogaVsDonuts #DonutLifeBalance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic donut dilemma – the catalyst for many epic rivalries throughout history. 🍩😂 Talk about a sweet battle for supremacy! Watch out, donut thief, your new arch nemesis is coming for that sugary prize! 💥👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

  Commentary:
  "Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉"

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