Funny quotes Dry January

Funny Dry January quotes

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

2 months ago

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

2 months ago

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

2 months ago

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

2 months ago

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

3 months ago