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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Trending via TikTok:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Seen just now on X:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Going viral on Pinterest:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Reported on Pinterest:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Funny Dry January quotes

Funny Dry January quotes are the perfect way to keep spirits high 🍹🚫 while skipping the booze! Whether you’re detoxing or just having fun, these witty lines bring laughter 😂 and motivation 💪 to your sober journey. Ready to sip on humor instead of cocktails? Let’s toast to a month full of chuckles and clear heads! 🥳✨

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Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Commentary:
"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Commentary:
🍷💄 When Dry January hits differently… It's all fun and games until you realize your lips and skin are the only ones sticking to the resolution! 😂💋 #DryJanuaryGoneWrong
5 months ago
Share →: Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Commentary:
"Clearly I'm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor! 🍷😂 Who needs a sober month when laughter is the best medicine? Cheers to keeping our spirits high and our jokes flowing! 🥂😜 #DrySenseOfHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Commentary:
"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Commentary:
"Ah, Dry January, the month where we voluntarily deprive ourselves of joy amidst the post-holiday blues 🍷😂 Why not add a sprinkle of masochism to the mix, right? Cheers to making life a tad more challenging for no apparent reason! 🎉 #DryJanuary #ThirstyForLaughs"

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Broadcasted on Threads:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Going viral on Twitch:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Spotted on Discord:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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