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Funny Dry January quotes

Funny Dry January quotes are the perfect way to keep spirits high 🍹🚫 while skipping the booze! Whether you’re detoxing or just having fun, these witty lines bring laughter 😂 and motivation 💪 to your sober journey. Ready to sip on humor instead of cocktails? Let’s toast to a month full of chuckles and clear heads! 🥳✨

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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