Funny Dry January quotes

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you're doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you're probably even more boring without alcohol.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Dry January is so funny. People are like, "How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?"

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025