Commentary:
"Remember, the secret to a successful diet is to always make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your thighs! So, never eat more than you can lift, unless you're training for the heavy lifting competition at the next buffet!"
193 Funny eat quotes
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"
I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
Commentary:
"Ah, the humble carrot – nature's way of saying 'Enjoy this healthy snack… and be prepared to raid the fridge later!' It's the ultimate tease for your taste buds, keeping hunger at bay while sneakily plotting its revenge. Clever little veggie, isn't it?"
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"
My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.
Commentary:
Looks like they've found the perfect motivation to speed up dinner – a frozen treat waiting at the finish line! Who knew popsicles could be the ultimate dinner incentive? Just remember, brain freeze is a small price to pay for dessert efficiency!
I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.
Commentary:
"Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"
Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.
Commentary:
🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals
I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.
Commentary:
😂 "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' 🦷🍔 Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!"
I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.
Commentary:
"🍝🏃♀️ Sounds like a recipe for success! Who knew carbs could be so motivating? Maybe I should wear a shirt that says “Eat Chocolate, Run Faster” 😂🍫 Keep your pasta close and your fitness goals closer!"