Funny elbow quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

  Commentary:
  "🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the quest for validation knows no boundaries! 🤧🕺 Getting a gold star for basic hygiene? Sign me up! 🌟 Who knew sneezing could be your ticket to glory in the eyes of a preschool teacher! 😂 #SneezeLikeAPro

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