Funny elbow quotes

• If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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  2 months ago

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• Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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  2 months ago

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• Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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  2 months ago

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• I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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  2 months ago

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