Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Commentary:
Ah, the quest for validation knows no boundaries! 🤧🕺 Getting a gold star for basic hygiene? Sign me up! 🌟 Who knew sneezing could be your ticket to glory in the eyes of a preschool teacher! 😂 #SneezeLikeAPro