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- Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.
- It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
- The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.
- Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.
- I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.
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- How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?
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- In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.
- It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
- When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.
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