Commentary:
"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"
Commentary:
"Whoever decided we needed a Monday EVERY week must've been really excited about variety… or just really disliked weekends 🙄. Maybe we can petition for every other Monday, like a subscription box but for weekdays 👀📦 #MondayMadness"