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Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

4,033

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Just shared via WeChat:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Seen just now on X:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Going viral on TikTok:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Breaking via WeChat:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Live now on WeChat:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Trending via Threads:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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98 shares on Pinterest this month:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

4,004

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I think God was high when he made me.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Going viral on YouTube:

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Breaking via Facebook:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Just shared via Threads:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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