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91 Funny face quotes

Funny face quotes 😂 are the perfect pick-me-up for any day, adding a splash of humor and a dash of silliness to your routine 🤪. Whether you’re seeking a giggle or just want to spread some smiles 😊, these quirky gems capture the essence of life’s playful moments. Dive into a world where faces tell the silliest stories and laughter is always the best accessory! 🥳

Double chins are better than double faces.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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