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Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time 😂😎🛑
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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.
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In an alternate universe, I've got a mean right hook and a lot fewer apologies to make! 🥊😆
I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.
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Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬
The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.
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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨
Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.
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When you’re both trying to avoid a conversation and accidentally starting a duel 😂😅🙈
My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.
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Facing my fears like a true warrior, one notification at a time! 📱😅🛡️
Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.
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Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face
The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.
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Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦♂️📱
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂