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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
95 Funny face quotes
Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.
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When your mind's in the gutter but your face is angelic enough to get away with it 😇🧠😈
My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.
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Selective hearing level: expert 🦸♂️👂🎯
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
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When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂
Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.
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Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time 😂😎🛑
Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.
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In an alternate universe, I've got a mean right hook and a lot fewer apologies to make! 🥊😆
I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.
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Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬
The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.
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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨
Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.
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When you’re both trying to avoid a conversation and accidentally starting a duel 😂😅🙈
My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.
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Facing my fears like a true warrior, one notification at a time! 📱😅🛡️