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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Just landed via WeChat:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Spotted on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Going viral on Instagram:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Just shared via Threads:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

48 shares on YouTube this month:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

30 shares on Discord this month:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Spotted on Messenger:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Trending via Slack:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Just shared via Telegram:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Making waves on Twitch:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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