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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Just landed via Twitch:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Just shared via Instagram:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Trending via Facebook:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Going viral on Threads:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Seen just now on WeChat:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Breaking via WeChat:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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