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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Live now on Instagram:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Going viral on Reddit:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Seen just now on Slack:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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