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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.
3 months ago
My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.
3 months ago
Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?
3 months ago