Commentary:
Sounds about right! Both fix engines, but one gets a stethoscope instead of a wrench! 😂🩺🔧
22 Funny funny question quotes
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
Commentary:
Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?
Commentary:
"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"
“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?
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"I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks
“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?
Commentary:
"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"
Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?
Commentary:
🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂
Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.
Commentary:
"Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"
Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?
Commentary:
Looks like someone took their rockstar aspirations a bit too literally! 🎸🤔 Remember folks, air guitar is all fun and games until it ends up in unexpected places – like your vacuum cleaner! 🪠 Time to rock and roll out that air guitar with some suction-powered tunes! 🎶 #VacuumGuitarProblems
Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?
Commentary:
Looks like aging gracefully runs in the family, or should I say, the litter 😸🎂
How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!