Funny genetics quotes

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  6 hours ago

  Share →: My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

  Commentary:
  "Guess that explains why my DNA results came back as 50% rye and 50% 'party time'! 🥃🤣🧬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

  Commentary:
  🍎🌳 Looks like the family tree is a bit crooked! If apples don't fall far from the tree, I guess your kids are in for one wild ride! 🤪 Time to buckle up and embrace the chaos!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

  Commentary:
  "Insanity doesn't just run in my family, it's hosted the Olympics! 🏇🤪 Buckle up, we take crazy to a whole new level! 😂 #FamilyTraditions"

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