Funny genetics quotes

• My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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  2 months ago

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• My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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  2 months ago

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• If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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  2 months ago

  apple, expectations, fall, family, genetics, humor, kids, parenting, screwed, tree

• Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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  2 months ago

  family, gallop, genetics, health, humor, insanity, mental, mental health

• I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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  3 months ago

  ancestry, family, flaw, genetics, humor, i, inheritance, line, people, quirk, something, wrong

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