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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Trending via Discord:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Spotted on TikTok:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Going viral on Snapchat:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t like being asked β€œare you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Just landed via Telegram:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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To everyone who wrote β€œstay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Going viral on Slack:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Freshly posted on Threads:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Making waves on Threads:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Reported on Messenger:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with β€œJust so I understand …”

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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