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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Breaking via TikTok:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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