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Funny glow quotes bring a burst of laughter and light to your day βœ¨πŸ˜„ Whether you’re shining bright or just trying to fake it till you make it, these witty sayings will have you glowing with giggles πŸŒŸπŸ˜‚ Perfect for sharing, saving, or sprinkling some humor into your feedβ€”get ready to sparkle and smile! πŸ’«πŸ˜œ

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Posted onFeb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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