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😂 Remembering when the only "assistant" I had was caffeine and all-nighters! ☕️📚
110 Funny got quotes
Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.
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Guess I'll just stick to washing my coconuts in the shower 🚿🥥😂
May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.
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Wishing you a speedy recovery from the cliffhanger that time forgot 😂📚💔
This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.
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When cucumbers become hydration MVPs! 🥒🏆
Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.
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Can't believe we've been greenlit for a sequel! 🎬🍿✨
It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.
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I guess the universal translator didn't get the memo to translate my cat's meows into English 😹🌐✨
(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.
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"Exploring new paths and meeting my step goals—who knew getting lost could be so productive? 😂🚶♂️📈"
Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.
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Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! 🍫🧑⚕️🔥
If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?
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Ah yes, she’s already running a botanical daycare; adding one more needy creature (me) should be a breeze! 🌿🥴🪴
“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.
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Work less, live more! Can I get a "heck yeah" from my couch? 🛋️😴 #Priorities