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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
110 Funny got quotes
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.
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Suddenly everyone with a MacBook thinks they're writing the next Harry Potter at Starbucks ☕️💻✨
The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.
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Well, that escalated quickly! 🏃♂️💍➡️🏃♂️📜
Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.
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Talk about a chocolate factory malfunction 🍫😅🚧
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.
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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿
I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.
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Sounds like you've got a highly detailed nighttime drama series running in your head! 🌙🛌📚
Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.
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Years later and still serving up cold dishes 🍽️😎 Revenge isn't a fast food! 🍔⏳