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Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊
113 Funny got quotes
They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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I can't wait for the bark-mitzvah next! 🎉🐶💥
Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.
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The bullet is now in a witness protection program! 😅🔫🕶️
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.
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Suddenly everyone with a MacBook thinks they're writing the next Harry Potter at Starbucks ☕️💻✨
The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.
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Well, that escalated quickly! 🏃♂️💍➡️🏃♂️📜
Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.
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Talk about a chocolate factory malfunction 🍫😅🚧
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌