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When your dentist appointment turns into a speed-run challenge 😬⏱️🦷
107 Funny got quotes
Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.
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When cats and mice stop fighting, world domination begins! 🐱🐭💪🌍
I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.
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"Me: 'Oops, missed it again' *rewinds for the 5th time* 🎵🔄😂"
If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.
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Nodding in agreement while my attention span takes a quick vacation! 😂✈️🙈
Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.
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Trying to adult like a pro, but life keeps offering plot twists I didn't sign up for! 🤪🎢
Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.
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Mornings need a secret coffee break just to handle the upcoming chaos! ☕🤣
I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.
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"Guess I peaked with my comedy career at 10 likes 😂✨ #StandUpLegend"
I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?
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Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬