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Looks like someone's got the crucial role of head chew-sician 🍬😂 Who knew chewing could be a full-time gig at a coworking space! Bet his job title is "Chief Chewing Officer." 😋👨💼 #LivingTheDream
144 Funny guy quotes
(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.
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When the toaster's finally trying to impress you, but you already know you're whole wheat ✨🥖❤️
The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.
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Sounds like Prince Charming needs a software update 😂👑💔
After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
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"Nothing like a good ol' cup of coffee to trick the IT guy into thinking you're a tech genius! ☕️💻😄 Just remember, the real power of Java is the coffee kind, not the programming language!"
I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?
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Oh, the mysteries of linguistic creativity! 🤔💡 Maybe the same person also coined "out of the box" but never actually thought outside the box again! 📦😂 The world may never know! 🌎🤷♂️
If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
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🧀🤣 If these walls could talk, they'd probably be grate-ful for all the cheesy goodness they've witnessed! Looks like this guy's relationship with cheese is no secret around here.🧀😂
Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
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"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"
The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.
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"Looks like Mr. Drill Bit has some personal issues to work through too! 🔨🛋️ Maybe he's trying to vent out his frustrations on those poor IKEA pieces. Let's hope he finds some stability outside of flat-pack furniture assembly! 😅"
Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
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Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻♂️
Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
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"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"