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Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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Making waves on Facebook:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Trending via Pinterest:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Just shared via WeChat:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Spotted on Discord:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Just shared via Threads:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Just landed via Messenger:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Trending via Reddit:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Funny happier quotes

Funny happier quotes bring a burst of joy and laughter to brighten your day! 😂✨ Whether you need a quick mood boost or a silly reminder to smile more, these witty gems are perfect for turning frowns upside down. 😄🌈 Ready to laugh your way to happiness? Let’s dive into some humor that’s guaranteed to lift your spirits and keep the good vibes rolling! 🎉😜

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

25 shares on Threads this month:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Live now on Pinterest:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Just shared via YouTube:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Going viral on Messenger:

Fries, not lies.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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