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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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3,293

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Just landed via Reddit:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Breaking via Facebook:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on Threads this month:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

70 shares on TikTok this month:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

70 shares on YouTube this month:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

77 shares on X this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,283

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Making waves on Messenger:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Trending via Snapchat:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Just landed via Slack:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Making waves on Discord:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Spotted on Discord:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Just landed via Instagram:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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