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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Making waves on Twitch:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Making waves on Facebook:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Making waves on Twitch:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Just shared via Twitch:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Trending via YouTube:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Going viral on WeChat:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Going viral on Instagram:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Live now on Twitch:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Spotted on X:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Breaking via Reddit:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Making waves on Facebook:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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