Funny health advice quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

  Commentary:
  🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs brain health when you have memes and snacks, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #SociallyDistantButWellFed"

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