37 Funny heat quotes

• I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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  2 months ago

  advisory, common, common sense, heat, heat advisory, humor, i, know, need, outside, phone, sarcasm, sense, skin, summer, warning

• I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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  2 months ago

  activity, heat, humor, i, imagine, irony, outdoor, outdoor activity, shoveling, snow, struggle, weather, winter

• You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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  2 months ago

  aging, body, heat, humidity, humor, self-deprecation, steam, think, wrinkles

• It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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  2 months ago

  bird, heat, here, hot, humor, i, nature, summer, worm

• Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

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  3 months ago

  able, clothing, fall, fashion, frustration, got, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, i, long-sleeve, long-sleeve shirt, mismatch, new, sad, seasonal, seasonal frustration, shirt, sorry, temperature, wear, weather, weather mismatch

• It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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  5 months ago

  back, finger, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, inside, just, me, reaction, sarcasm, shadow, summer, sun, temperature, weather

• It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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  5 months ago

  bitching, breaking, complaining, frustration, heat, here, hot, hot weather, humor, just, moaning, sweat, weather

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