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Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Trending via TikTok:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Just landed via Twitch:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Trending via Facebook:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Trending via Snapchat:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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54 shares on Reddit this month:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

81 shares on Discord this month:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

74 shares on Discord this month:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,541

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Going viral on Messenger:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Just landed via Discord:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Trending via WeChat:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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