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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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