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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m sick of living through history!

Making waves on Telegram:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Going viral on WeChat:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Just shared via Messenger:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Live now on WeChat:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on Threads this month:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

32 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

95 shares on X this month:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Breaking via Discord:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Spreading quickly via X:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Making waves on X:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Live now on Slack:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Live now on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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