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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect β€˜before’ picture.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with β€œJust so I understand …”

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday β€” and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like β€œMy husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Going viral on Facebook:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Reported on YouTube:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Trending via TikTok:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Whenever Π† wake up and see that someone has wrΡ–tten a bunch of funny posts before noon, Π† assume they are a mornΡ–ng drΡ–nker.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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