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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Live now on Facebook:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Spotted on Twitch:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Going bananas on X:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Live now on Reddit:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Going viral on Reddit:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Spotted on Reddit:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Funny interruptions quotes

Funny interruptions quotes bring a burst of laughter when life throws unexpected pauses your way 😂✨ Whether it’s a sudden sneeze during a serious convo or a pet stealing the spotlight 🐶🎤, these witty lines capture the charm of those perfectly timed distractions. Get ready to smile and relate as we celebrate the art of hilariously interrupting moments that keep life anything but boring! 🎉🤣

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Slack this month:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

97 shares on Slack this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

21 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

May the algorithms be with you.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Trending via Discord:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Just landed via Discord:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Trending via Reddit:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Just shared via WeChat:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Seen just now on Instagram:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Just shared via Discord:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Just shared via Snapchat:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Just shared via YouTube:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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