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Can someone point me to the ATM that dispenses "confusion cash"? 💸🤔😅
1681 Funny irony quotes
Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.
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"Finally, a motivational speech my lazy self can get behind! 😅🙌"
Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.
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Well, life's been throwing curveballs like it's trying to win the World Series! ⚾💔😂
Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.
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Sounds like their people-pleasing skills are in beta testing mode 😂🤷♂️
Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.
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Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨
I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?
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Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.
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Teaming up with my inner chaos for the ultimate creative project! 😈🎨✨
It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
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Sounds like a review for 2020! 😂📉
Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.
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When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪
To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”
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When Shakespeare predicted every multiple-choice test ever given, he was onto something 🎭😂✏️