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Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
1681 Funny irony quotes
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”
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Ah, the good ol' days when it was just Pinocchio's resume getting updated! 😂🤥📜
“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.
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Looks like even the gods are on a coffee break when it comes to dealing with us mortals! ⚡️☕️😅
It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“
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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.
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When your college fees get you a library card, but the internet's like, "Welcome to the dark side, we have PDFs!" 😂📚💻
I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.
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And here I thought déjà vu was just for sci-fi movies! 🤦♂️🔄📜
My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.
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Sounds like we need the FBI (Federal Bureau of Improvement) on this case! 🔍😂✨
I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.
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Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅
People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.
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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦