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Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧
45 Funny jobs quotes
Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?
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I’m totally ready for the universe to hire me as a full-time cat cuddler and artistic daydreamer! 🎨🐱✨
The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.
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When A.I. becomes too smart, it's like a teen who just discovered sleep: suddenly, it has nothing on its to-do list. 🤖😴📝
Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.
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I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant 😂🐶💼
An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.
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Plot twist: We're all secretly majoring in time travel logistics! 🚀⌛️ #FutureProofed
Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.
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Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛
How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?
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Sign me up for the email-writing Olympics, where caffeine, pajamas, and strategic emoji use are my secret weapons! 😂💻☕📧
My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.
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Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! ✈️🌍 Back by dinner! 🍕😄
Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.
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Steve Jobs, the ultimate vibe manager while Woz handled the coding playlist 🎧💻
Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.
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They should have offered PhDs in Hide and Seek, I'd be a world champ by now! 🎓🤷♂️😂