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Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

β€œI’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨ has bookmarked:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has viewed:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡· has copied:

Welcome to your 40sβ€”you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has copied:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted β€œsmoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is β€œcremation or burial”.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Trending via Telegram:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Making waves on Instagram:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

Breaking via Discord:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Just shared via Facebook:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Just shared via Telegram:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying β€˜we should see other people’

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Trending via Facebook:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Social media may have been a mistake.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

53 shares on X this month:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Jackie Chan used to say β€œI don’t want troubleβ€œ and then break everybody’s legs.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

5 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

My body is a vessel for various dips.

20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

24 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡­ has viewed:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡· has viewed:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ has bookmarked:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡­ has shared:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has bookmarked:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

I would like even faster food.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Shared recently on Threads:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Trending via YouTube:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

β€œNew password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Just shared via Twitch:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Going viral on TikTok:

My mom is asking each ornament, β€œWhere do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Seen just now on Slack:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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