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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Shared recently on Reddit:

British people be like “YouChube.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Making waves on WeChat:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Going viral on WeChat:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Just shared via Pinterest:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Seen just now on X:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Spotted on WeChat:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Just shared via Threads:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on Slack this month:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

90 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

74 shares on X this month:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Just shared via Instagram:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Breaking via X:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Trending via YouTube:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Just landed via Messenger:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Seen just now on Messenger:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Going viral on Facebook:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Going viral on Threads:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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