Funny last minute quotes

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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  1 month ago

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• If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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  1 month ago

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