Funny last minute quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

  Commentary:
  “I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the government's procrastination game is strong, isn't it? 🏛️⏳ Just like the tax deadline sneaking up on us every year! 😂💸 Better late than never, right? At least we're all consistent in our procrastination tendencies!

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