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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Going viral on YouTube:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Live now on Telegram:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Making waves on Twitch:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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63 shares on Messenger this month:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

50 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

62 shares on Slack this month:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

99 shares on Reddit this month:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Just shared via Threads:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Spotted on X:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Spotted on Twitch:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Going viral on Instagram:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Just landed via Instagram:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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