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Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,703

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Trending via YouTube:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Going viral on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Spotted on Instagram:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Just landed via Facebook:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Breaking via Reddit:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

83 shares on X this month:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

52 shares on Messenger this month:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,543

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Just landed via X:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Trending via Telegram:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Live now on Discord:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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