Funny lick quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

  Commentary:
  🐶🍽️ "When even the dog turns up his nose at your cooking, you know you've reached a whole new level of 'culinary expertise'. Maybe it's time to let that microwave have a turn in the spotlight! 😄👩‍🍳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing two cats is like trying to mediate a treaty negotiation… 🐱🤝🐱 They couldn't care less about your political agenda, they just want to exchange some awkward licks and move on! 🤣 #CatsRulePoliticsDrool"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

  Commentary:
  😂👶👅 "Toddlers: The original conquerors of the 'Finders Keepers' rule since forever! Their claim to ownership: the all-powerful lick of approval. Watch out world, they're coming for all your treasures – one lick at a time!"

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