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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.
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Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔
In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.
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Like watching a penguin discover roller skates for the first time 🐧🛼🤯
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.
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🎃🛍️ "Guess I'll be dressing as 'everyday me' for Halloween this year, thanks to these 'costume quality' outfits!" 👻🤣
Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.
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Sacrificing snacks to the jolly snow god—Santa might be the original foodie influencer! 🍪🥛✨
Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.
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Just found out I listen to a band called "Who Even Are These Guys" more than I breathe! 🎧🤔😂
Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.
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That overachieving version of you should totally pay rent for all this motivation! 🏠💪😄
This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.
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Sounds like the ultimate battleground for professional nitpickers! 🙃🗣️🤔
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂