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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,489

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Trending via TikTok:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Going bananas on X:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Going viral on Telegram:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

60 shares on WeChat this month:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,274

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Just shared via Pinterest:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Going viral on YouTube:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Breaking via Threads:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Going bananas on Threads:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Just landed via Messenger:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Just shared via Reddit:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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