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Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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Live now on WeChat:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Live now on Snapchat:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Just shared via Messenger:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Just shared via YouTube:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Shared recently on Discord:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Spreading quickly via X:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Trending via WeChat:

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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85 shares on Twitch this month:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

We decided to have money instead of children.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I love it when God gives me money.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Making waves on Slack:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Spotted on Messenger:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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