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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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