Funny material quotes

• I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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  2 months ago

  apology, cause, gain, harm, honesty, humor, i, lie, manipulation, material, material gain, only, prove, psychological, psychological harm, sarcasm, smarter, sorry

• I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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  2 months ago

  brag, confidence, humor, i, material, micro-management, self-awareness, told, workplace

• I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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  3 months ago

  again, argue, argument, better, comeback, conversation, debate, forget, got, hate, humor, i, material, say, something

• Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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  4 months ago

  bug, came, clothing, crazy, humor, i, insect, material, nature, shirt, silk, thanks

• I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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  6 months ago

  flag, humor, material, quality, red, red flag, relationship, sarcasm

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