Funny material quotes

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I don't wanna brag, but I've been told I'm micro-management material.

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025