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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, look at you, the micro-management maestro in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Who needs macro plans when you've got a knack for the micro details, right? 😜 Own it, flaunt it, and remember…with great micromanagement skills comes great responsibility! 💼 #MicromanagementMaterial

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