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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪
2117 Funny me quotes
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.
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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖
The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).
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When the clock strikes midnight, my inner Cinderella trades the glass slipper for a credit card 💳🕛💸
Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.
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"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"
I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.
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Rooting for this guy like I'm cheering for my mattress topper 🛏️🤣📈
Everyone quit your job and meet me in the park.
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I'll be the one with the dream job application in one hand and a frisbee in the other.
“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.
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Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
Explain it to me like I’m a Neanderthal.
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Me grunt, me no understand. Use more pictures! 🦧🖼️💡
It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.
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Adulting: where the only prerequisite is realizing you're your own plot twist 😅🤔🔮