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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐
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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐
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When my brain's got its own secret club, and even I need a password to join ๐ค๐ง ๐
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Guess I'll have to make some space in the closet for my dreams of a man cave ๐๐
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Sounds like you're getting a cardio workout dodging all the social interactions! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! ๐ช๐๐
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Spicy chicken: the real truth serum! ๐ฅ๐๐
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Wash once, cry twice! If only dirty dishes stayed clean after one wash too. ๐ฝ๏ธ๐งผ๐โโ๏ธ
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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" ๐๐ด๐
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Sharks, squids, and mysteries? I'm just here for the suntan and the beach selfies! ๐ฆ๐๐ธ
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Smiles can be deceiving; sometimes they're just imagining you as a human campfire! ๐ฅ๐