Funny mexican quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

  Commentary:
  "Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a spa day when you can have all the guacamole and margaritas your heart desires at a Mexican restaurant? 💃🌮🍹 It's a fiesta for the soul! #TacoTuesdayEveryday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime

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