Funny minds quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

  Commentary:
  "Great minds think alike, but let's not forget that the village idiots are also forming an alliance over there! 🤔🤣 #unityindiversity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug 🤷‍♂️, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama 🤯! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success 🕒⏳. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock ⏰? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly 🧐👀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! 😂🌧️ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! 🙏🏽🤣 #MudSeasonStruggles

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