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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Just landed via Facebook:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Breaking via WeChat:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Spotted on Facebook:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Reported on Threads:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Just landed via YouTube:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Just shared via Messenger:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Shared recently on Telegram:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Reported on Threads:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Going viral on Twitch:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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