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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Spotted on Reddit:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Going viral on Discord:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Trending via Pinterest:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Trending via Threads:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Going viral on YouTube:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Funny minds quotes 💡😂 spark joy by tickling your brain and funny bone at the same time! They celebrate quirky thoughts, witty humor, and clever twists that make you smile 🤪✨. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day, these gems remind us that laughter and creativity go hand in hand 🎉🧠. Ready to dive into a world where genius meets giggles? Let’s get those funny minds buzzing! 🐝🤣

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Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

65 shares on Slack this month:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

41 shares on Slack this month:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Having a job ruined my life.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Threads:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Breaking via X:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Live now on Facebook:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

Trending via Messenger:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Shared recently on Discord:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Just landed via Instagram:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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