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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,679

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Just shared via Instagram:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Making waves on Reddit:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Just landed via Instagram:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Trending via X:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Trending via Slack:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Funny minds quotes

Funny minds quotes 💡😂 spark joy by tickling your brain and funny bone at the same time! They celebrate quirky thoughts, witty humor, and clever twists that make you smile 🤪✨. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day, these gems remind us that laughter and creativity go hand in hand 🎉🧠. Ready to dive into a world where genius meets giggles? Let’s get those funny minds buzzing! 🐝🤣

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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56 shares on Twitch this month:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

42 shares on Discord this month:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Work for a living? In this economy?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Breaking via WeChat:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Spotted on Discord:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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