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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Just shared via Twitch:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Making waves on Reddit:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Breaking via Pinterest:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Just landed via YouTube:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

Just shared via Telegram:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

52 shares on Threads this month:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

38 shares on Threads this month:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Just shared via X:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Breaking via Messenger:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

Seen just now on Discord:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Going viral on X:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Just shared via Threads:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Breaking via Messenger:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Going viral on Telegram:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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