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Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂
451 Funny money quotes
Until you have enough money to misbehave… behave.
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It's amazing how well you can behave when your bank account can't afford to cover bail.
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?
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Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.
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Looks like it's time to pull out the old "house chores for board game cash" strategy! 🧹💰😂
I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.
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Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣
James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.
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Why stress over world domination when you can just buy the planet and forget to water it 😂💸🌍
Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.
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Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂
I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.
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Guess they thought they were financing a miracle instead of my wallet! 💸🪄😂