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When your bank account's as antisocial as you want to be after work. 💸😅💤
440 Funny money quotes
The money I made gradually, you need urgently?
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Sounds like my wallet's about to go on a fast-paced diet! 💸🤣
Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!
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Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! 💸💃😂
After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.
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Looks like Santa's switching to a forehead-only delivery service this year! 🎅💸💋
Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.
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I drive like a grandma on a Sunday morning, where's my "Safe Driver Bonus" at? 🚗💸👵
So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.
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Looks like my bank account's in stealth mode for the holidays! 🎅💸😂
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.
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That's one expensive starvation sauna 😂💸📉
Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.
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Having a crush be like, suddenly turning into a financial advisor just to impress! 💸😂
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨
I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.
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When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays 😅💸🕯️