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Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer 😂🐱💸
451 Funny money quotes
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.
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"Totally saving money… unless we're spending it on epic weekend adventures! 🌞💸😂"
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.
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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.
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When guys ask you about a million dollars, they're just secretly hoping for a plot twist in their own buddy movie 🤔💸😂
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler 💰🏃♂️✨
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.
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Living that "dine in designer" lifestyle! 😎🍔👗
The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).
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When the clock strikes midnight, my inner Cinderella trades the glass slipper for a credit card 💳🕛💸